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Matty Prat-ison

City midfielder Matty Pattison has been charged with drink-driving.

Chief Executive Neil Doncaster said in a statement:

We understand that Matthew Pattison was arrested this morning and has been charged with a drink-driving offence. We will be investigating what has happened and co-operating fully with Norfolk Constabulary. When we have more facts at our disposal we will be in a position to comment further.

I’d have a slightly more subtle statement, which is probably why I’ll never be Norwich City Football Club Chief Executive:

Matty if this is true then you are a complete muppet. What the hell were you thinking?

When he joined the club permanently back in January, Pattison described the decision as the easiest he has ever made. Seeminglythe decision not to drive when over the limit proved a little more taxing.



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