Happy Easter

Happy Easter.

A Public Service Announcement

This week of all weeks it is only right and proper to post a public service announcement to men everywhere, so ladies if you can avert your eyes for the remainder of this post I would be extremely grateful.
Have they gone? Ok, lads listen up. You might not realise this but tomorrow is 29th February. [...]

Merry Christmas

I love Christmas. It’s the one time of year when people are nice to you for no apparent reason, you get to spend time with your family and people you love, and there’s loads of great football and films on the telly.
Personally I recommend:
Christmas Eve - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (ITV1, 16:15), Pirates of the [...]

Happy Birthday To Me

It’s my birthday today.
And that only means one thing. I get to watch football on the TV without the usual “isn’t there anything decent on?” questions emanating from Mrs Guru.
We’ve got Arsenal versus Tottenham at 12:45, Wolves versus Leicester at 17:20, and seeing as Norwich are playing Wolves next Saturday I might even do myself [...]