Happy Birthday To Me

It’s my birthday today.

And that only means one thing. I get to watch football on the TV without the usual “isn’t there anything decent on?” questions emanating from Mrs Guru.

We’ve got Arsenal versus Tottenham at 12:45, Wolves versus Leicester at 17:20, and seeing as Norwich are playing Wolves next Saturday I might even do myself a little bit of scouting in preparation.

Sandwiched in-between these two games I shall be finishing off my Christmas shopping, which obviously entails a trip into town on the last Saturday before Christmas. What could possibly go wrong?

So, on behalf of the world, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Guru happy birthday to me.